It could say: Loving Wife, Devoted Mother, Glows with the Testimony of Christ, Loves Literacy, Serving Others, Wonderful Housekeeper and Gourmet Chef. The truth: My husband and I laugh at other people, I struggle with not yelling at kids, I have been known to read a good book instead of clean house, I can't sing on key EVER, I love the scriptures but I feel like I don't know as much as everyone else, I forget to send THANK YOU cards, I hate cooking and cleaning the kitchen, I love to do laundry, I wish my hair would blonde back up a little, I am a staunch Republican, I make my bed everyday, I hate snakes, I love Florida State Football, and I BELIEVE IN CHRIST